Call a cab

[Chillie]

Well here's a service you'll get double quick, no meter running here, no smell from the previous passenger, no damp seats.
Beat's any cab ye call in week.

[scrapydoo]

who order this one???

[Chillie]

Wick's old/new cab firm "Ackers"

[Billy Boy]

[Chobbersjnr]

SHEESH.........................I almost got run over by a rickshaw in edinburgh

[Billy Boy]

A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in wick on a dark night.
The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look friend, don't EVER do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologizes and says he didn't realize that a "little tap" could scare him so much.
The driver, after gathering himself together replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.

Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years!

[angela5]

Two taxi drivers met in the camp's car park. "Hey," asked one, "why did you paint one side of your taxi red and the other side blue?"

"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."

[angela5]

Father O'Flannagan dies due to old age. Upon entering St.Peter's gate, there is another man in front, waiting to go into heaven. St. Peter asks the man, "What is your name what did you accomplish during your life?"

The man responds "My name is Joe Cohen, and I was a Taxi driver for 14 years"

"Very well," says St. Peter, "Here is your silk robe and golden sceptre, now you may walk in the streets of our Lord."

St. Peter looks at the Father, and asks "What is your name and what did you accomplish?"

He responds, "I'm Father O'Flannagan, and have devoted the last 62 years to the Lord."

"Very well," says St. Peter, "Here is your cotton robe and wooden staff, you may enter."

"Wait a minute," says O'Flannagan, "You gave the taxi driver a silk robe and golden sceptre, why did I only get a cotton robe and wooden staff?"

"Well," St. Peter replied, "We work on a performance scale, you see while you preached, everyone slept, when he drove taxis, everyone prayed!"

[angela5]

A young woman flagged down a taxi on bridge street, into the journey the driver began darting in and out of the traffic. After a few hair raising street's his passenger leaned forward and said, "Would you please be more careful? I have six children at home." "Scheesch lady." murmured the cabby. "You got six kids and ya got the nerve to tell ME to be careful?"

[angela5]

An old couple on holiday in wick enjoying a scenic drive from a local cabby.

The taxi driver says "So which part of England are you folks from?"

The old man replies "From Yorkshire"

The old lady says "What did he say?"

The old man says "He asked which part of England we are from and I said Yorkshire"

The taxi driver says "I've been to yorkshire once. I stayed with an old couple. The woman was horrible, a right gurning sod, it put me off going to England forever."

The old lady says "What did he say?"

The old man says "I think the driver knows you!"

[badger]

Wick's old/new cab firm "Ackers"

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