How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Aye, Scotch EggsOriginally Posted by Willowbankbear
How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
FiveOriginally Posted by Willowbankbear
one to read the script, one to direct, one to produce, one to edit and one to play the part.
A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.
Don't no why dont u in LIGHTEN us lol.
A.Only one,They dont like to share the spotlightOriginally Posted by Willowbankbear
Good bad joke krieveOriginally Posted by krieve
Guy wakes up in the middle o' the night and hears,"pitter,patter,pitter,pattter,whoo-whoo!!!!"
Thinks he's imagining things,so falls back asleep.
Suddenly,"pitter,patter,pitter,patter,whoo-whoo!!!!!!"
Guy cannae take it any longer so goes down stairs.
Again,"pitter,patter,pitter,patter,whoo-whoo!!!!!!!"
Guy goes into the living room and there's a wee moose running across the HOT radiator and blowing in his paws saying,"whoo-whoo!!!!!!!"
Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
Definite contender for worst joke ever. Don't think it's even worth a lol.Originally Posted by Cedric
A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.
Thats what the thread is all about ma jokemeister!!!!!Originally Posted by 2little2late
Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
Exactly. Definite contender though. I'm that good at jokes, can't think of a rubbish one.Originally Posted by Cedric
A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.
Did you hear about the magician, he was driving down the road and turned into a driveway!!!
Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?
Ah don't know,Angela......wit de ye get?Originally Posted by angela5
Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
Originally Posted by Cedric
Frostbite
What building has the most stories?
libary ?..........Originally Posted by angela5
Originally Posted by ice box
clap..clap icebox...library it is
What flowers do you always wear?
tulips.......Originally Posted by angela5
Originally Posted by ice box
two lips ........round of applause again icebox.....
Whats green and eats nuts?
Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
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