A calculator that smells of chocolate.
ok, so whats the weirdest present anyone got for christmas?
something that caused a laugh or just a plain queer look!
we all get them!
mine was a trainer cleaning kit?!
(and i don't have minging trainers before you jump in lol!)
Everyone is a genius,
but if you judge a fish
on its ability to climb a tree,
it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.....
A calculator that smells of chocolate.
I got a yellow duck this year
A gentle stream can split a mountain, given enough time.
Bought my Mother an electric can opener (which I thought would be practical) but I must admit it didn't look an inspired thought when she opened her presents on Christmas day.
Me & My friend decided a couple of years ago to buy each other the tackiest xmas present we could find out of the charity shops (as the charity benefited to )the item has to be on display for the two weeks of the xmas so that other people can see it. Its was a great laugh opening it on xmas day and my i say i think i won as one year i gave them the trashiest icebox i could find and to my great pleasure she told me she saw it on TV in one of the soaps i thought oh maybe it wasn't trashy enough but then she told me it was the dingle's kitchen on Emmerdale result ..............
I got an inflatable doll
I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore
I got a coaster which says...
'Follow your heart, for your heart will always know the answer.
But if it tells you to strangle kittens or something then DON'T follow it anymore. I mean, it's only a heart right? It's not the Dalai Lama'
I think it's great!!
Why be a hard rock when you really are a gem!
I got a scarf that says 'Crime Scene - Do Not Cross'.
"Step sideways, pause and study those around you. You will learn a great deal."
chocolates in the shape of male dangley parts.
a bread bin. I was not impressed, it was from my OH!
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I also got "Worlds Best Farter" cup (long story why that is actually true) and Henry desktop hoover
I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore
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