Q What's a mixed feeling
A When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car
QWhy is divorce so expensive
A Because it's worth it
Q What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife
A 45 pounds
Q What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband
A 45 minutes
Q Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A Breasts dont have eyes
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