There is a wee wifie
from Perth
who is hovering on the brink
sitting on 999
Kevin showed the way

Mine is a week over
so celebrate your 1k
one you reach Rheghead status
you will be a long time orger

The quiz she does often
standing in for some!!!
Joxville and the rest
to get dumped is not a option

So enjoy your 1k status
when it will surely come