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Thread: If ye werenae a human what wid ye like to be?

  1. 16-Feb-10, 20:50 #1
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    Default If ye werenae a human what wid ye like to be?

    I wid be Angelina Jolie's hamster.She could tickle under ma chin anytime.Ma back left leg wid be giving it hunners.

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    A well loved pet cat.
    I could do what I want when I want.
    Sleep where and when I want.
    Go out all night and not get any hassle.
    Can play owners off each other for food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadie View Post
    A well loved pet cat.

    Oh no not a cat, I could not be a cat, a cat has to clean its self by licking
    Cough cough .....fur balls
    Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more
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    Default Boxer Dog

    I would be a boxer dog, but not just any old boxer dog, it would have to have an owner as daft as me.
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    A Wise Old Owl, cos......

    "The wise old owl sits in the oak,
    The more he saw... the less he spoke,
    The less he spoke... the more he heard,
    Why can't you be like that wise bird...???"
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    No question about it I would be a "Teddy Bear"

    Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
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    A fly on every wall possible !!!!
    (Wi' beeg loogs on him!!)
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    A duck! Prob a duck in a pond, not in the country. Chill all day, get fed bread, have cute ducklings.
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    ohhh want to say a horse.. but then id get ridden every day *sniggers*
    i would say.. wolf
    to be a part of a pack and know that i belong
    to be free and wild
    to run and love and play...
    yup..def a wolf..
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    Default I'd be a Sloth!

    They sleep 15-18hrs a day, and only poop once a week!
    Enough said,
    I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own.
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    i would love to be a picture with its eye cut out hanging in chris issacs bedroom
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    A bar of soap in the Girls Aloud communal shower.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by northener View Post
    A bar of soap in the Girls Aloud communal shower.....
    you would not last long northener LOL
    Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more
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    I would want to be a haggis
    I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore
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    I would be a cat...lazy little things that they are, but as Golach said...fur balls lol.

    Anything that can sleep loads really.
    I SWORE ON ONE THREAD!
    GET OVER IT!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by golach View Post
    you would not last long northener LOL
    What a way to go, though.....
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    [QUOTE=brandy;661209]ohhh want to say a horse.. but then id get ridden every day *sniggers*



    a jocky so i could ride a horses all day, o cant be that coz a jockys a human, okay i want to be a tampon

    yes yes you may laugh but think i may end up helping out charlies angles ,,,
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    A scorrie, so I could eat all those chips people would throw at me...yum
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherokee View Post
    A fly on every wall possible !!!!
    (Wi' beeg loogs on him!!)
    ditto
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    id be a bird, I could fly anywhere i wanted & stay as long as I liked, I could poop on folk I didnt like too
    life may not be a party be while were here we might as well dance!!
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