Christmas pressy

[tonkatojo]

There was a man who wanted to find the perfect gift for his wife. He
went to the store and asked the salesman what he
should get his wife. The salesman brought out a parrot. The
salesman said, this is no ordinary parrot, if you light a match
under it's right foot, it plays Silent Night, if you light a match
under it's left foot, it plays Santa Claus is Coming to Town. The
salesman made sure to tell him that the name of the parrot is Chet.
The man thought it would be great, so he took it home. He let his wife
open it early, since it was a living thing. He told her what great
songs it played. They wondered what it would play if they lit a match
under it's crotch. So, they did. The parrot sang "Chet's Nuts Roasting
on an Open Fire."

[joxville]

Very good lol