Originally Posted by
tonkatojo
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One
said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in
front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it
away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, some times I find myself on the
landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or
on my way down."
The third one responded, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem;
knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told
them "That must be the door, I'll get it!"
is this a true reflection on yersel tonka lol,
just as well the wifes there to keep you right or ye wid be away out in yer chamas
if it wasnt for pubs it would be tescos for us all
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