I would never, ever poke someone between the eyes with a sharp stick. That would be terrible.
I do however harbour fantasies of tapping certain people in the center of the forehead with the rounded side of a ball-peen hammer. Not enough to injure them; just hard enough to really get their attention so I can yell at them and get some sense through their thick skulls.
For some others, a swift smack across the back of the head with a section of 2 by 4 might be required.
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