deoderant

[tonkatojo]

A not so bright young lad was going on his first date and wanted to smell nice, so he went to the chemist and bought one of those stick deoderants, He hadn't used one before so he read the instruction which said, push up bottom slowly. he rang his mum from A&E and told her what happened and said " I missed my date but my farts smell wonderful ".

[Scunner]

Not one for jokes, but this one reminded me of the fellow who was very smelly and one of his workmates asked if he used a ball deoderant, when he replied yes, his mate said 'then use it on your oxters too'