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  1. 12-Apr-06, 19:31 #1
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    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.
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    "I told you to stay in!"

    Just can't get one about the crown jewels in tho????
    NEWS-FLASH - Coudroy Pillows are making headlines!
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    lost ones lighter
    cant seen to find my hankie anywhere
    no amount of darkness can drive out darkness
    only light can do that.
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    "Just checking the crown jewels are still there"

    (Thanks Granty! heh heh)
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    oh my i know its in here somewhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by elaine
    "Just checking the crown jewels are still there"

    (Thanks Granty! heh heh)
    Crown jewels is just another fancy name for "stones"
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.
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    I have your OBE in here somewhere !!!
    NEWS-FLASH - Coudroy Pillows are making headlines!
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    *thinks* "They didn't tell me a bikini wax was THIS itchy!"
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    one's lying the wrong way lol
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    Now where did i leave my spare change.
    Never judge someone until you have walked two moons in their moccasins.

    Native American Indian saying.
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    "Camilla,I'm never wearing your knickers again."
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
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    "couggghhh"
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    "Now, where did I put that horse"
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    he called me "prince noballscharles"
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    Do you think i could keep the polo ball as 1 of one's jewels is missing .
    I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator. Well thats what i told them while drunk and disorderly.
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    "Hampton Court Charles?", "No it's just trying to bite the hand that feeds it"
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    No wonder people like Polo!!
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