Diesel fitter

[peedie man]

Diesel Fitter

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment
office.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher. I sew da
lastic onto the ladies' knickers and thongs..'
The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it
classified as unskilled labour, he gave him 40 pound a week unemployment
pay.
Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, 'Diesel Fitter.'
Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick 80 pound a
week.
When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to
find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, 'Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel
Fitters are skilled labour.'
'What skill?' yelled Paddy. 'I sew da lastic on da knickers and thongs,
then Mick puts 'em over his head and says: 'Yep, diesel fitter.'

[WickWitch]

Brilliant

[mumof2]

ha ha that made me laugh