Never Mind the Cricket - Look at my Chip!!

**scorrie** · 21-Jul-09, 14:47

Who cares about the Ashes, the real headlines are in the frozen chip business. Get yer mince pies around this whopper I found in a bag of McCain's Rustic oven chips recently. Purchased in The Coop Wick, I think that clears this item as Caithness related. With a £1 coin in the photo for scale and a smaller chip from the same bag, I think this holds two world records on a) Biggest ever frozen chip and b) Poorest size consistency ever

I welcome all comments, and evidence of a bigger chip.

The Sun already said:-

"Phew Scorrie, what a whopper"

The Star commented:-

"Chipmungous Mate"

The Daily Record exclusively announced:-

"Is that a Chip or a Claymore? - Scorrie opens his heart to The Record"

The Daily Telegraph went with:-

"We believe this chip may be larger than average size"

**northener** · 21-Jul-09, 16:08

Be careful Scorrie, you'll have the News of the World hacking into your mobile phone......

**JimH** · 21-Jul-09, 16:15

I would have to think very seriously about fitting such a monster into a chip butty - as per scouse tradition.
Mouth watering - thanks

**WickWitch** · 21-Jul-09, 16:53

I wonder what at the size of the shoulder that came off!

Who says that size doesn't matter

**Metalattakk** · 21-Jul-09, 17:08

Scorrie, that is so obviously a HOAX!!

I mean, that's all out of proportion - are you sure that's not been photoshopped? And that's not a £1 coin at all, it's an old sixpence!

Hah, you'll have to be sharper to get one over me, matey.

(Seriously man, gie's ma chip back, I'm all lop-sided now...)

The Sun already said:-

"Phew Scorrie, what a whopper"

The Star commented:-

"Chipmungous Mate"

The Daily Record exclusively announced:-

"Is that a Chip or a Claymore? - Scorrie opens his heart to The Record"

The Daily Telegraph went with:-

"We believe this chip may be larger than average size"

The Daily Mail revealed:

"Pandemic Strain Of Tattie Flu To Kill Us All!"

The Daily Express announced:

"Massive Chip Is Tribute To Princess Di"

**northener** · 21-Jul-09, 18:36

Originally Posted by Metalattakk

Scorrie, that is so obviously a HOAX!!

I mean, that's all out of proportion - are you sure that's not been photoshopped? And that's not a £1 coin at all, it's an old sixpence!

Hah, you'll have to be sharper to get one over me, matey.

"

Typical of you, Metalattakk...

Someone posts a genuine picture of an unusual (some would say un-natural and fearsome) chip and all you can do is scoff (pun intended) at the poster.

I'll have you know that people are coming up from Engerlund who have knowledge of these matters. Traps will be set and feathers will be ruffled....
This is not the first time that monstrous chips have been spotted in the County, o incredulous one.

**scorrie** · 21-Jul-09, 20:29

Originally Posted by Metalattakk

Scorrie, that is so obviously a HOAX!!

I mean, that's all out of proportion - are you sure that's not been photoshopped? And that's not a £1 coin at all, it's an old sixpence!

Hah, you'll have to be sharper to get one over me, matey.

(Seriously man, gie's ma chip back, I'm all lop-sided now...)

The Daily Mail revealed:

"Pandemic Strain Of Tattie Flu To Kill Us All!"

The Daily Express announced:

"Massive Chip Is Tribute To Princess Di"

Ignore this man, he is my Sister. What I mean is he is married to my Brother, or is that Sister, I forget which it is. Anyway, my Brother will be joining this site under the name Scarfie to make sure you know I am not making this up. That chip took three hours to cook and anyone can see that the Queen's face is not glamorous enough for the coin to be a sixpence, as this is clearly the much newer "Bag of spanners" profile, indicating a modern coin.

Look elsewhere for Fish Mr Metal Mickey, chips only in my oven!!