I love green eggs and ham!

**_Ju_** · 28-Jun-09, 18:29

I am not talking about the book, but about the dish. Green eggs and ham are the best dish ever. Anyone who does not absolutely adore green eggs and ham is an ignoramous of the ultimate degree. What do y'all think about green eggs and ham? Please feel free to express your opinion, but be warned that if you don't like them or make any negative comments on this delicacy I will shut this thread!

**crayola** · 28-Jun-09, 18:37

Yo Ju! I'm an ignoramous of the ultimate degree and a bit more besides.

My pal and I have been embarrassing the living daylights out of our kids head-banging to the Quo at Glastonbury for the last half hour. The Beeb's coverage has been almost blanket with three channels covering it most of the time.

**joxville** · 28-Jun-09, 19:14

Green eggs and ham?????? Absolutely disgusting....even worse than pasta.

**Vistravi** · 28-Jun-09, 19:28

What are green eggs?

**Vistravi** · 28-Jun-09, 19:29

Originally Posted by joxville

Green eggs and ham?????? Absolutely disgusting....even worse than pasta.

You don't like pasta?????

**_Ju_** · 28-Jun-09, 19:55

Originally Posted by joxville

Green eggs and ham?????? Absolutely disgusting....even worse than pasta.

How dare you not like green eggs and ham. Opinions disimilair to mine are not permited on this thread. Apologise right now or I am shutting down this thread. How disgusting that a person does not like green eggs and ham. You must be a baaaad baaad person not to like them!!!!!!!

**Rheghead** · 28-Jun-09, 20:13

Green eggs? How old are they?

**_Ju_** · 28-Jun-09, 20:15

As long as they are green they are great, no matter the hue or aroma, Rheg. As I am sure you agree.

**golach** · 28-Jun-09, 20:26

Ju...If Dr Seuss likes them then so do I
http://www.seussville.com/titles/greeneggs/recipes.html

**crayola** · 28-Jun-09, 23:14

I am totally disgusted by the replies on this thread it has run it's course and oh my God I think it should be closed because its disrespectful to the original poster.

**Metalattakk** · 28-Jun-09, 23:24

I heard the wee cafe in the Caithness Horizons Town Hall doesn't even serve Green Eggs and Ham to Mums accompanied by their own children.

It's a disgrace!! It's discrimination!!11!!oneoneone!!eleventyone!!

**crayola** · 28-Jun-09, 23:29

That is a disgrace. It shouldn't be allowed in this day and age and oh my God why hasn't the OP closed this thread yet? The whole forum should be closed before discrimination start's breeding and even small pram's and even those without any egg's and apostrophe's never mind green one's are affected.

**Metalattakk** · 28-Jun-09, 23:34

Oh, the humanity...

Will nobody think of the children?

**crayola** · 28-Jun-09, 23:40

Originally Posted by _Ju_

As long as they are green they are great, no matter the hue or aroma, Rheg. As I am sure you agree.

This thread is out of control and long past it's sell by date. Why hasn't it been closed. Think of the children they are our future does no-one care????

**butterfly** · 28-Jun-09, 23:44

Green eggs?

Nah.Scrambled? Yummy.

**scorrie** · 28-Jun-09, 23:46

Originally Posted by Vistravi

What are green eggs?

The ones people use when they are pulling the piss.

**crayola** · 28-Jun-09, 23:55

Originally Posted by butterfly

Green eggs?

Nah.Scrambled? Yummy.

Don't dare scramble green egg's because they have a propensity to condense apostrophe's into red matter and we all know what that lead's to.

I call upon the OP to close this thread before. Oh no, its too late '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''

**butterfly** · 29-Jun-09, 00:14

[quote=crayola;567238]Don't dare scramble green egg's because they have a propensity to condense apostrophe's into red matter and we all know what that lead's to.

Hot air?