The Duck

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

A Duck goes into the Francis Street Club in Wick and says to the barman,"Have ye got any bread?"
The barman says"Sorry,no."
The next day the duck goes back into the club and says to the barman,"Have ye got any bread?"
The barman says,"NO,we haven't any bread."
The following day the duck goes back to the club and says to the barman,"Have ye got any bread?"
The barman says,"Listen,if you come back in here and ask me for any bread I'm going to hammer you onto the wall."
The Duck goes into the club the next day and says to the barman,"Have ye got any nails?"
The barman says,"NO"
The Duck says,"Have ye got any bread?"

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