good one Ju
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Oh no...valentines day again!
Yup....next week we'll have valentines day. I don't remember from last year if alot went on because on the day I happened to be on holiday out of Scotland, but judging from shops, its another money squandering holiday to add to Christmas and such??? ( Maybe it's just me who is a sarcastic and ironic old fool who dislikes valentines day for what it has come to represent!)
Anyway, I found this and thought it was a good way to figure out what your feelings are all about! ;-)
Have fun:
??????????????Is it Love, Lust or Marriage ????????
LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care
LOVE when sex is called making love
LUST all other times
MARRIAGE what's sex?
LOVE when you share everything you own
LUST when you think twice about giving your partner bus money
MARRIAGE when the bank owns everything
LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi"
LUST when you phone each other just to organize a date
MARRIAGE when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts
LOVE when you write poems about your partner
LUST when all you write is your phone number
MARRIAGE when all you write are check's
LOVE when you show concern for your partners' feelings
LUST when you couldn't give a rip
MARRIAGE when your only concern is what's on TV
LOVE when your farewell is "I love you darling"
LUST when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
MARRIAGE when your farewell is silent
LOVE when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner
LUST when you only ever see each other in the bedroom
MARRIAGE when you never see each other awake
LOVE when nobody else matters
LUST when nobody else knows
MARRIAGE when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows
LOVE when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
LUST when it's just the same mushy old crap
MARRIAGE when you never listen to music
LOVE when breaking up is something you try not to think about
LUST when staying together is something you try not to think about
MARRIAGE when just getting through today is your only thought
LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does
LUST when you're only interested in one thing
MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score
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good one Ju
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Very true !
computer says no ........
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How does everyone out there feel about valentines day???
Do you do the whole caboodle with gift (jewelery, offcourse), flowers and chocolates??? Or do you refuse to join in the capitolistic holiday???
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St Valentine's day????? another commercial ploy used by wimen till get us poor males, to spend our hard earned cash, on the promise of the bigger the pressie, the bigger the cuddle we getOriginally Posted by _Ju_
Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more
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usually just buy the hubby and the kids cards but this year think me and hubby will have a nice romantic meal just the pair of us. chuck the kids to their room.
Oh how true Golach ! Thats why in this house we ignore valentines day, instead we have Mon Day Tues Day Wednes Day Thurs Day Fri Day and Sater Day and on Sunday his bank account gets a rest ......... Trish.St Valentine's day????? another commercial ploy used by wimen till get us poor males, to spend our hard earned cash, on the promise of the bigger the pressie, the bigger the cuddle we get
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Trish girl your letting the side down the shops are open on a Sunday as well (except in Wick) I cant wait for my usual bunch of roses although last years were a little dead??? I blamed it on the local florist but maybe he requested half dead flowers for a reason....mmm never thought on that one.Oh how true Golach ! Thats why in this house we ignore valentines day, instead we have Mon Day Tues Day Wednes Day Thurs Day Fri Day and Sater Day and on Sunday his bank account gets a rest ......... Trish.
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Lurve is in the air.
Whats in one day,eh?For me and my good wife Valentines is 365 days a year........is that Barry White music I can hear in the background?
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Its no that bad, I got a bottle of old pulteney & she gave at to me early
So im well oiled now hahaha,Perfume & something else for her unless 1 of ye lot can suggest something better?
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valentines day good for me my son is 5 on the 13 and my daughter is 6 on valentines day just home just now from newcastle had a good time we kids ,spoilt them rotten
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OOOh Pedro, you're such a romancer...What you doing for Valentines Day?????
Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.
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Connie, yer a chancer ill give ye at
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nothing planned so far any ideas urselfOOOh Pedro, you're such a romancer...
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I cant wait for my usual bunch of roses although last years were a little dead??? I.
Going a little off track, but using your mention of flowers: I don't like getting cut flowers. I don't use the same symbolism. When I see flowers in a jar I see them dying. So you get your loved one cut flowers and "say" here...you can watch them die.
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I'd invite you round to dinner but I only have one plate and the microwaves packed in...
Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.
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What meee!!Connie, yer a chancer ill give ye at
Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.
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could always do what the Romans did and sacrifice a goat or two
it's a sair fecht
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How you no oot tonight Connie?What meee!!
Im goin to the pub tomorrow for the game , How ye not in the Camps chancing the Magnificent 7??????
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Magnificent 7 eh, 1 for each day of the week..How you no oot tonight Connie?
Im goin to the pub tomorrow for the game , How ye not in the Camps chancing the Magnificent 7??????
I'm just aking my way there now..I'm doing my version of Rose Garden at 12.15..
Just a squirt of pledge under the pits now and i'm ready for off...
Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.
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