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Thread: signs that its 2006

  1. #1
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    Default signs that its 2006

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.


    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.


    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.


    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.


    6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.


    7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.


    8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.


    10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.



    11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )


    12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.


    13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.


    14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.


    15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.


    AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

  2. #2
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    How true you are, and yes i did scroll back up to check for no 9 LOL. jan x
    computer says no ........

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    wilma Guest

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    Good one grantyg lol

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    wickerinca Guest

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    Thanks grantyg!! Got a good laugh out of that one...and yes, I too checked the number 9 thing!!

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    Apart from my coffee addiction having to be dealt with first every little barb struck home. (Ouch!)
    But I do fire the machine up on my way to boil the kettle so it's ready when I've got the coffee.

    And I always thought it was only the young who could be Geeks!
    Animals I like, people I tolerate.

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    this has made me sit back & think.When was the last time i actually saw my friends in person or my family for that matter? What did i actually do before i became addicted to this pc! I wonder if theres a pc users anonimous??

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    Default Signs that it's 2006......

    At work, Chinese, Indians and Pakistanis are referred to as "Chinks, Wogs and Pakis." I despair
    Ashley Giles - the thinking man's Shane Warne.

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    Well at least there's hope for you Tymey, if it bothers you. Some people will be looking at that and thinking "So?".

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    Grantyg: Brilliant! ROFL!

    Tymey: Unbelievable! Sack em all!
    You get what you give

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