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    As we are all looking forward to the New Year, some forward planning:
    what would you want on your epitaph??

    http://www.famousquotes.me.uk/epitaphs/13.htm

    I like Oscar Wildes.
    Even if we find the light it will be surround by shadow.

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    The red wire, not the bl...

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    I'll get around to it sometime.

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    "Disused warehouse looking for a re-stocking".

    "Why must Joxie have such disconcerting avatars?"

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    here she lies...same crap...different day! (cleaned up version for the post..lol)
    SMILE IT CONFUSES PEOPLE

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    I reckon you should have a poll on your signature Joxie....
    Even if we find the light it will be surround by shadow.

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    How about...

    "What are you staring at?"

    my other one is rude, not sure whether I can get away with posting it.
    Currently reading:- The tea leaves

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    What about i told you i was ill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim shoe View Post
    What about i told you i was ill.
    Isn't that Spike Milligan's epitaph.... it's a good one!
    Why be a hard rock when you really are a gem!

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    I'm Deid
    Awa an Gie us Peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shabbychic View Post
    I'm Deid
    Awa an Gie us Peace.
    Lovin' it Shabby......
    PEACE LOVE LIGHT & HARMONY

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    I would have this :-

    I Bearly Made It

    K

    Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.

    Edgar Allen Poe

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    'Is it that time already'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welcomefamily View Post
    As we are all looking forward to the New Year, some forward planning:
    what would you want on your epitaph??

    http://www.famousquotes.me.uk/epitaphs/13.htm

    I like Oscar Wildes.
    This is my favourite :

    Here lies poor Thomas Snell,
    Wha died o' a pain in his kidney
    He prayed tae the Lord
    Tae mak him well
    And he promised he would
    ... But he didnae

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    I suppose mine would read something like this-
    Here lies Thumper,
    the headlights finally got her x
    The nice thing about living in a small place is that if you dont know what you are doing....there's always somebody who does,or thinks they do! x

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    End of part one.
    "Until one has loved an animal part of their soul remains unawakened"

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    Some good ones coming up or should I say being put down.

    http://www.2spare.com/item_67246.aspx a few good ones here as well.
    Even if we find the light it will be surround by shadow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thumper View Post
    I suppose mine would read something like this-
    Here lies Thumper,
    the headlights finally got her x
    Nooooooooooooooooo! !!! Quick give her kiss o life....
    PEACE LOVE LIGHT & HARMONY

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    My epitaph............................
    "quit kidding around and OPEN the door "
    PEACE LOVE LIGHT & HARMONY

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    Quote Originally Posted by anneoctober View Post
    Nooooooooooooooooo! !!! Quick give her kiss o life....

    Aww shucks Anne,nice til know somebody would miss me as for the kiss of life........well i could be open to offers x
    The nice thing about living in a small place is that if you dont know what you are doing....there's always somebody who does,or thinks they do! x

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