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Thread: Pink Lippy

  1. #1
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    Default Pink Lippy

    Who is this pink lippy
    a woman or man
    who's picking up threads
    with some rhythm and slang
    Shes/hes told of poor pooie
    and now on the stars
    i think she/he is brill
    and will give us some laughs.
    computer says no ........

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    Well done who ever you are ! it makes a welcome break to have it in rhyme
    computer says no ........

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    Said paris to poo,
    I like that pink lippy,
    It's perfect for you,
    You're opined - oh so quippy.

    From porshie to paris,
    Let it light up our lips,
    From lincoln to harris,
    We're shakin' wer hips.


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    Can you really reply to every thread, that catches your interest, in the manner of a poet? or a rapper?
    Can you then still having a meaningful share in the discussion?

    I suppose that would depend on your talent.

    Bring on the rhythm and the rhymes Pink Lippy!

    ...this should be interesting.....
    You get what you give

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    pink lippy? No chance!
    not even if free!
    'cos I am a male so
    don't slap it on me!

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    Oh David your shrewd
    confessing your gender
    i think dear miss lippy has gone on a bender

    i hope she comes back soon
    to answer your query
    as i just cant do this
    its making me bleary.
    computer says no ........

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    Just stop will you please, it's making me sick
    with all these ideas of posting so quick
    with rhyming your words and poetry jest
    it making me think I no longer can rest

    on my laurels, and yet its special I guess
    to find some company who rhyme with the best
    so maybe I should just adjust my own view
    and listen and learn to the poetic few....
    You get what you give

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    im trying to rhyme, but realise im bad
    im getting so frustrated its making me mad
    So please stop this rhyming im going insane
    and its poor little lippy im going to blame

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    Oh save it big juk
    and savey you to
    i think its just great
    were rhyming for you

    I'm finding it harder
    to say what I'm thinking
    my 5yr old grandson
    is doing MY head in


    come on you lot
    lets all have a go
    i bet I'm the winner
    you lot can just go !!
    computer says no ........

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    odear, o dear, this is so sad
    we're adults a'rhyming and our rhymes are so bad,
    so lets stop it now, quit while we're ahead
    have a long bath and bog of to bed.

    uproar I hear in Paris's mind
    but please do remember it's nice to be kind,
    so think of our loved ones who have to live with this trash
    save yourselves now before the puter they smash.

    come back tomorrow with thoughts all afresh
    preferably your own and not from the creche,
    And should you prefer to give the poems a go
    we'll all join in with this new found glow!


    Sorry guys! I ain't no poet!
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

    http://thetenaciousgardener.blogspot.co.uk/

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    Oh porshie, Oh porshie
    did you have to join in
    your rhythm is cracking
    have you been on the gin

    I asked for all members
    to give it a go
    but only a handful
    can tolerate it so

    Ive put pen to paper
    and written it down
    so first thing tomorrow
    ill start with a plan

    my friends just bare with us
    we wont click for ever
    I'm getting quite bored now
    so must check the weather.
    computer says no ........

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    It don't have to rhyme,
    Free verse is just fine.

    Was I off on a bender?
    Nae chance, I'm too tender,
    My lips are so pink,
    With having to think,
    About making a living,
    With no rhyme nor reason,
    Nor meter nor treason,
    I'm all mixed up,
    Maybe I should start this one again.

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    Thank-god your OK
    was beginning to say
    its harder to rhyme
    when you've been on the wine

    I know from experience
    the bad head to follow
    its not worth the sorrow
    when your planning tomorrow

    I got a bad rep
    when i started to rap
    i wonder who that was
    NO NAME LEFT !!
    computer says no ........

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