Cheeky Cheeky

[SunnyChick]

Driving through Thurso town centre this morning to see the old riot van parked up outside Cardosi's Cafe and blue lights flashing.

Two poor policemen trying to half carry/wrestle some dude into the back.

I think this guy was totally wasted, and as I drove past all I could see was a pair of flabby bum cheeks hanging out of top of his jeans.

What a disgrace! I should think he will be mortified when he sobers up!

[BRIE]

sounds like hes had a good night!!!

[sweetpea]

I saw him clinging onto the railings outside Central, poor dude was sleeping against them with his trousers hanging off. Talk about stopping traffic!

[angela5]

There is plenty dudes walking around sober with their flabby bum cheeks hanging out their breeks.

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

Ah,ye've all answered ma plonder to that Caithness sayin,"Whits the craic?"
I shall wear ma troosers lower from now on!!!!!

[silverfox57]

sounds like hes had a good night!!!

if its the same person was sound asleep in telephone box most of night.

[angela5]

I shall wear ma troosers lower from now on!!!!!

Nah Cedric you stick til the 'has yer cat died' look

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

Nah Cedric you stick til the 'has yer cat died' look

Ye sayin ma butt crack looks like a deid cat!!!LOL

[angela5]

Ye sayin ma butt crack looks like a deid cat!!!LOL

I don't know and certainly don't wanna find out

It's when yer trousers are halfway up yer legs, folk ask has yer cat died.

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

I don't know and certainly don't wanna find out

It's when yer trousers are halfway up yer legs, folk ask has yer cat died.

I'll have to buy a new belt and make sure ma bum isnae saggin at half mast for ma cat.I'm paranoid noo.Folk will be sayin to me now,"stop pullin up your troosers,buy a new belt!!!"LOL

[Lord Flasheart]

Someone should have placed a flake between his bum cheeks so that once it had melted and he sobered up it would have convinced him he had had an "accident" ..

[joxville]

Someone should have placed a flake between his bum cheeks so that once it had melted and he sobered up it would have convinced him he had had an "accident" ..

Or make him spew by asking, "Do you mind if I lick that?".

[Lord Flasheart]

Or make him spew by asking, "Do you mind if I lick that?".

[connieb19]

He didna have saggy balls did he, hanging down to his knees?
Or am I thinking of someone else?

[Lord Flasheart]

He didna have saggy balls did he, hanging down to his knees?
Or am I thinking of someone else?

Connie, I scrolled down and read your post and promptly sprayed coffee all over the keyboard !! .. pure class.

Im so tempted to ask if you actually know TWO men whose testicles reach their knees !! .. .. but I wont as the keyboard needs to dry off.

[connieb19]

Connie, I scrolled down and read your post and promptly sprayed coffee all over the keyboard !! .. pure class.

Im so tempted to ask if you actually know TWO men whose testicles reach their knees !! .. .. but I wont as the keyboard needs to dry off.

Better than that, I know someone with wonky testicles. One is pointing towards his chin and the other towards his knees.

[Lord Flasheart]

Better than that, I know someone with wonky testicles. One is pointing towards his chin and the other towards his knees.

That sounds a bit painful really .. was he ever in Viz .. name of Buster Gonad ??

[joxville]

Better than that, I know someone with wonky testicles. One is pointing towards his chin and the other towards his knees.

Is he an Oriental gentleman? I was just wondering since he has chin-knees balls.

[joxville]

Is he an Oriental gentleman? I was just wondering since he has chin-knees balls.

I'm never eating sweet and sour balls again!!

[connieb19]

Is he an Oriental gentleman? I was just wondering since he has chin-knees balls.

I have visions now of those balls smeared in sweet and sour sauce. It's making me kinda hungry.