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Thread: the mini & the texan?

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2006

    Default the mini & the texan?

    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop , a beautiful young woman ,
    wearing a tight mini skirt , was waiting for a bus . As the bus stopped,
    and it was her turn to get on , she became aware that her skirt was too
    tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the
    bus .

    Slightly embarrassed , and with a quick smile to the bus driver , she
    reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little , thinking that this
    would give her enough slack to raise her leg . She tried to take the
    step , only to discover that she couldn't .

    So , a little more embarrassed , she once again reached behind her to
    unzip her skirt a little more , and for the second time
    attempted the step .

    Once again , much to her embarrassment , she could not raise her leg .
    With a little smile to the driver , she again reached behind to unzip a
    little more , and again was unable to take the step .

    About this time , a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her
    up easily by the waist and placed her gently on
    the step of the bus .

    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled , '
    How dare you touch my body !
    I don't even know who you are !'

    The Texan smiled and drawled , ' Well , ma'am , normally I would agree
    with you , but after you unzipped my fly three times , I kinda figured
    we was friends .'

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Highlands Unbridled, Brora


    OMG thats rather funny! Poor guy, he was only helping her out too. Lol
    *->Stress - This is the confusion created when the mind overides the body's desire to strangle some JERK who desperately needs it<-*

    Nobody is Pefect. I am Nobody, therefore I am Perfect

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