Originally Posted by
Camel Spider
I have just been for lunch with a workmate and his girlfriend, she brought along a friend who seems to be a bit of a feminist and quite frankly .. a total fruit loop. During the course of the lunch she dismissed me as some sort of relic and went on and on about what men should wear, how they should act, how they should speak etc etc. If she ever gets married that guy is in for one dreary life.
Mid converstion she told me I need to moisturise my face more (I just wait until I am out in the rain), that my short hair was "unmanly" (I am losing my hair and have a "dignity cut") and then she went on about "metrosexuality", initially I thought this could be something good I was missing out on but no .. apparently it is when Heterosexual men adopt "Gay culture" and she thinks this what "real" men do. Now I am not Gay so why do I want to adopt a "culture" I am not part of ??, I have a motorbike and she thinks that it is because I have some kind of fetish about wearing leather (!), its only because when I am doing *ahem* the speed limit and I fall off I dont want to leave my flesh on the tarmac ..or die. And apparently my bike is directly responsible for "killing baby seals" because of global warming. Hence why I am a "relic"
So ladies is she right ??, do women really want manicured men who wash their hair with fruits and vegetable shampoos and spend more time in the bathroom grooming than you, who are all touchy feely emotional types .. or .. typical blokes who although they may be a bit rough around the edges, unpredictable and occasionally scruffy are a good laugh and dont take themselves that seriously.
As a side issue .. is this lass nuts ??
I've come across this type of female before and they are only worth either avoiding, a slap or something else to calm them down. I once got chatting to two of them together on a night out when one of them saw a pale patch on my ring finger. They gleefully shouted 'How's your wife at home, you phillanderer?'
I just walked away, I didn't want to dignify the situation by telling them that I had got divorced that week and I had taken my wedding ring off for the last time.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference.
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