bluffing it.

[johno]

A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beer,s and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer,s and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a good time. The next thing he know,s is it s 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, the wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he get,s home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "what,s that on your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.

"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"

[angela5]

Good one.....