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is the coast clear
2am. The phone rings and Marie answers and listens a moment. She then replies: "How should I know? That's 200 miles away from here! Try the weather service." Then she hangs up.
Her husband asks: "Who was that?"
Marie replies: "Wrong number. It was some woman wanting to know if the coast was clear!"
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Marie comes home to find her husband in the arms of another woman. She reaches in her purse, removes a gun and puts it to her head.
Her husband pleads with her: "Marie, don't do it! This is not worth taking your life over!"
Marie replies: "Don't you worry, mister. You're next!"
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