Joke

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a manie and a wifie in their 90's decided til get merried. as they discussed their plans for e beeg day they decided til go oot for a walk.
while they were walkin they passed boots an decided til go in.
at e counter e auld chile asked e pharmacist if they sell medication for heart problems. of course we do, replied e pharmicist.
what aboot medication for arthritis? sure do, replied e pharmacist.
do ye sell incontinence pads also? again e pharmacist assured e auld chile that they sell all o e above.
he picked up e courage an asked aboot viagra. again he was assured by e pharmacist.
is there anythin i can help ye wi sir, e auld chile wis asked, to which he replied...me an ma luvly lady friend here wis planin getin merried next month an we wis wonderin if we can hev e weddin gift list with yer store!!!