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  1. #281
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    The summer sales have filled me with glee
    I found some bargains that made me happee
    A slinky black dress
    In which I hope to impress
    And pretty pastel tops that look good on me!
    Last edited by Sporran; 03-Aug-08 at 03:43.
    I am living for today, always remembering yesterday, and looking forward to tomorrow!

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    Default Liquid Limerick

    There once was a lass
    Called Coleen
    Who lived on distilled
    Kerosene
    But she started absorbin'
    A new hydrocarbon
    And since then has never
    Benzene.
    Courtesy of Moira Cutter Edinburgh 7
    Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more

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    Good one! I like that, golach!
    I am living for today, always remembering yesterday, and looking forward to tomorrow!

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    Default Leo the lion

    August's the month of Leo the lion
    They're born leaders, there's no denyin'
    They're known world wide
    To always take pride
    Strut your stuff, strong Leo the lion!
    I am living for today, always remembering yesterday, and looking forward to tomorrow!

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    Great one Sporran...certainly appeals to this Leo lady.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by teenybash View Post

    Great one Sporran...certainly appeals to this Leo lady.....
    Glad you like it, teenybash!
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    September's the month of perfectionist Virgo
    Perhaps they'd make good neighbours for Margo?
    Refined and polite
    They like things done just right
    Would they feel out of place in Key Largo?


    Note: The title of "The Good Life" British sitcom (mid 70s, starring Penelope Keith as Margo), was changed to "Good Neighbors" when it was shown in the USA in the early 80s. Key Largo is the first and largest of the Florida Keys chain of islands, where life is casual and relaxed - and you leave your neck ties and high heels at home! I'm not sure that Margo would quite fit in there!
    I am living for today, always remembering yesterday, and looking forward to tomorrow!

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    Angela's got a new pet, a tabby kitten
    And no doubt with it, she's really smitten
    With big eyes and soft fur
    And a sweet little purr
    What a nice pet to have, a little kitten!
    I am living for today, always remembering yesterday, and looking forward to tomorrow!

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    Default Two Cyclists...

    Two cyclists are heading up north
    Pedalling for all they are worth
    They both get my vote
    In the rain they just float
    With big smiles till they reach Pentland Firth.

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    Default Two Cyclists....

    How it rained as they cycled o'er Devon
    Rheg thought ' Not my idea of heaven ? '
    Up and down dales such sighs and such wails
    With determination they were driven.


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    Acupuncture's a load of claptrap
    So's all this homeopathy crap
    Star signs, UFOs
    So-called "psychic" wackos
    All could end up a deathtrap

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    Oh dear, redeyedfrog's a non believer
    In therapies and diver,
    Now should he fall ill,
    Will he just take a pill
    Or head for the the cleaver?

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    If I'm unlucky enough to fall ill
    I shan't take a plain sugar pill
    I'll go see my GP
    Ask if he'll prescribe me
    Something without an effectiveness of nil...

    But Lizz, on the other hand
    Will she get therapies that should be banned?
    Like needles and pins
    Stuck into your shins
    Or the wave of a magic wand?

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