Job interview

[Goodfellers]

Just had an interview, the lady asked if I could perform under pressure, I said "No, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody"

She then asked if I had a police record "I've got Walking on the moon"

I didn't get the job

[ecb]

A guy went to a job interview and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well I'm your man," the guy replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong they said I was responsible."

[Bill Fernie]

Why did the scarecrow get the job?


He was outstanding in his field.