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    Default Male logic

    Woman: Do you drinkbeer?
    Man: Yes
    Woman: How many beers a day?
    Man: Usually aboutthree
    Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
    Man: £5.00 whichincludes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
    Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
    Man: About 20 years,I suppose
    Woman: So a beer costs £5 and you have threebeers a day which puts your spending each month at £450. In one year, it wouldbe approximately
    £5400 correct?
    Man: Correct
    Woman: If in 1 year you spend £5400, notaccounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at £108,000correct?
    Man: Correct
    Woman: Do you know that if you didnít drink so much beer, that moneycould have been put in a step-up interest savings account
    and after accounting for compound interest forthe past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

    Man: Do you drink beer?
    Woman: No.
    Man: Where is yourairplane?

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    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Not Wick


    and this is why I proof read when I copy and paste.
    A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.

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    Who needs an airplane at times getting high can works the same

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