An Irish woman goes to her solicitor to ask about getting
a divorce.

The solicitor asks, "Does he beat you?"

"No, sorr."

"Does he keep you short of money?"

"No, sorr."

"Is he a perpetual drunkard?"

"No, sorr."

"Is he unfaithful to you?"

"Ah, we've got him there, sorr. He was not the father of
me last child."