Valentines Ditty's

[the charlatans]

When i was a wee girl and had my eye on some poor boy in my class i remember filling it with wee verses. The only ones i can remember now areRoses are RedVoliets are BlueHoney is SweetAnd So are You!andDon't kiss outside the garden gateLove is blind, but the neighbours ain't!They aren't worthy of Keats and Shakespeare but they are topical.Anyone remember their smoochy verses????

[coastown]

tULIPS IN THE GARDEN
TULIPS IN THE PARK
BUT THE TULIPS
I LIKE BEST
ARE THE TWO LIPS
IN THE DARK

[obiron]

I love you
I love you almighty
I wish your pyjamas were next to my nightie
Dont be mistaken
Dont be misled
I mean on the clothes line
Not on the bed

[Piglet]

I'm sending you a Valentine's Wish
Filled with Hugs and Kisses too.
Because there is a special place
Within my heart for you.

[sweetpea]

It might not be smoochy but...

Postie, Postie
Don't be slow,
Go Like Elvis,
Go Man Go.

[bobsgirl]

I had a book full of Valentines verses, unfortunately over the years the verses in hubby's cards have slowly faded. I do remember on the envelope writing stuff like the postie postie verse.
Also things like
A.D.I.D.A.S - All day I dream about sex
S.W.A.L.K - Sealed with a loving kiss
H.O.L.L.A.N.D - Hope our love lasts and never dies
C.H.I.P - Come home i'm pregnant
I.T.A.L.Y - I trust and love you
B.U.R.M.A - Be undressed & ready my angel
I.L.Y (A) - I love you (always)


There were loads of different ones but my memory fades!!