Michael Douglas

[Kevin Milkins]

So, Michael Douglas is blaming Cunnilingus for his throat cancer.

That's the last time I fly to Dublin with them if that's going to happen.

[mi16]

Cunnilingus, that's tough to get your tongue around

[Flynn]

It's more likely he was misquoted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22751349

[Serenity]

It's more likely he was misquoted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22751349

Well there is audio proving he did say the quoted words. Now context is still important but that is not what the agent is saying.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/audio/2013/jun/03/michael-douglas-cancer-cunnilingus-transcript

[mi16]

It's more likely he was misquoted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22751349

Oh we'll glad he has got it licked

[Fran]

Ha ha....Now where is my dictionary?!!!

[mi16]

I wonder what Catherina Zeta Jones is thinking about having her lady area brought into question in such a fashion.

[George Brims]

The buzz over here in the Colonies is that it wasn't Catherine's lady area at fault. His ex-wife has also had her spokesperson emphasize it wasn't hers (just imagine living a life where you have a spokesperson to say such things!). The inference being that he was putting it about a bit on the side.

[mi16]

The buzz over here in the Colonies is that it wasn't Catherine's lady area at fault. His ex-wife has also had her spokesperson emphasize it wasn't hers (just imagine living a life where you have a spokesperson to say such things!). The inference being that he was putting it about a bit on the side.

I think Mr Douglas has carried out a close visual inspection on many a lady area in his time.

[orkneycadian]

Oh well, that might have to be CZJ off the bucket list. Now, how do you spell Ratajkowski as in Emily....

[joxville]

Oh well, that might have to be CZT off the bucket list. Now, how do you spell Ratajkowski as in Emily....

It's spelt P.H.W.O.A.R.R. :-)

[Rheghead]

The buzz over here in the Colonies is that it wasn't Catherine's lady area at fault. His ex-wife has also had her spokesperson emphasize it wasn't hers (just imagine living a life where you have a spokesperson to say such things!). The inference being that he was putting it about a bit on the side.

That is typical of the US press to speculate and harass Michael Douglas into revealing the ID of other woman, at least he doesn't poke his nose into places where it's not wanted.

[mi16]

That is typical of the US press to speculate and harass Michael Douglas into revealing the ID of other woman, at least he doesn't poke his nose into places where it's not wanted.

But he does poke his tongue around a bit

[beetlecrusher]

hahahahahahaha this thread is hilarious. I haven't had such a good laugh in ages.

[orkneycadian]

It's spelt P.H.W.O.A.R.R. :-)

Actually, we discussed this over a leisurely breakfast in bed this morning, and Emily pointed out that that my original spelling of her surname was correct. Phew, glad I have not offended her by getting it wrong...

[Dadie]

Ahh bit of a slip of the tongue there orkneycadian!

[orkneycadian]

I think she has forgiven me. More than might be said for the missus.... I think she must have something against the making of scrambled eggs.....

[orkneycadian]

Oddly enough, Ms Ratatouillekawasaki looks quite fetching in her beige underwear in Robin Thicke's unofficial video....

[Keyser_soze]

I bet CZJ does not have mr Douglas in her wee bed for a few weeks after this wee stinker , Has he got a new film coming out soon ?? Publicity hungry sex mad Mikey boy

[George Brims]

Has he got a new film coming out soon ??

He has a new movie that just came out on HBO. It was considered "too gay" by the movie studios so they couldn't get it distributed on the big screen. He plays Liberace in "Behind the Candelabra". Oh the irony...