Paddy came home drunk one night and went to the bedroom to meet his wife
He slipped into bed and before he closed his eyes ...he gazed down and saw 6 feet sticking out..
Angry and surprised he yelled "Aye come im seeing 6 feet when its suppose to be whats going on here..I go and belt someone eh"
The wife said to him... "Paddy calm down..your so drunk you cant count proper..there are only 4 feet in the bed..get up and count again"
So Paddy get s up and counts again, i.2.3.4 "sorry darlin" and got back into bed to sleep.......

dont ya just love happy ending s