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Thread: cooks upset the Pope

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    Talking cooks upset the Pope

    The two British cooks at the Vatican upset the new Pope this morning, his first day in office. All Tina Smith and Marge Brown asked was, "Does the Pope want a Full English for breakfast?"

    Apparently, annoyed by the Falklands situation, the new Pope was reported to have replied, quite tersely - "Don't fry for me, Marge and Tina..."
    Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more

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    Boom! Boom! Golach. Made me laugh.

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    Pure brilliance
    Take a hundred lines:- "The word is INFRACTION not INFARTION"

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