Wonders of the internet

[Kenn]

Today went down in history
Now why remains a mystery!
Me junk box's full of mail.
I wish they'd slow it to a snail.
Seventy seven in half an hour,
Makes me feel quite lemon sour.
All these things I'd never buy.
Fishing for me bank details,sly.
Scams and drugs and more,
Pressing delete, me finger's sore.
But without it you and I
Would never pass the bye and bye!

[Kingetter]

And a 'clogged up' system leads to -