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    Christmas Joke

    The three wise men arrived to visit the child
    lying in the manger. One of the wise men was
    exceptionally tall and smacked his head on the
    low doorway as he entered the stable.
    "Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.

    "Write that down, Mary," said Joseph -

    "It's better than Derek."
    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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    Join Date
    Jan 2006


    Do you know what would have happened
    If it had been Three Wise Women
    Instead of Three Wise Men?

    They would have asked directions,
    Arrived on time,
    Helped deliver the baby,
    Cleaned the stable,
    Made a casserole,
    Brought practical gifts and
    There would be Peace On Earth.

    Pass it on to the wise women in your life!

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