and finally

**dunderheed** · 26-Sep-06, 08:16

And Finally . . . .

A SCHOOL teacher was arrested yesterday at Prestwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator. At a news conference later, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify him, but said he had been charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

**dunderheed** · 26-Sep-06, 08:18

Meanwhile a gentleman of middle eastern origin was arrested on board a Ryanair flight for possessing a bottle of water and a packet of powdered potato.

Government chemists believe when mixed together this could have formed a weapon of Mash destruction!

**laguna2** · 26-Sep-06, 08:19

you have brightened up an otherwise dull day

**dunderheed** · 26-Sep-06, 08:20

or could be the maths teacher who had the minus key swiped off his calculator by prestwick airport security..

said he had a weapon of maths deduction...

i believe thats plenty!!