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    Default God is Good

    While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

    Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

    The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

    Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning.

    So just do it and be off with you."

    The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.

    His privates were gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

    God is good.

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    Smile

    Thank you for a good laugh....

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    hee hee. what a nice trio to wake up to in the morning.
    no amount of darkness can drive out darkness
    only light can do that.

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    lol nice one
    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum.

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    Did I hear on the News today that Bin Laden is dead or did i dream it?
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...234892,00.html

    must be dreaming too

    unless we're drinking the same water lol
    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum.

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    I'll believe it when I see a properly identified body.

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