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    Default How do you get a Bear out a tree?

    Q. How do you get a Bear out of a tree?








    A.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDP6rdPwaxY

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    A Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world.
    Everyone laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he'll wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can’t play.
    A guy walks up with a guitar and puts it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Eric Clapton. The guitar man pays up his £50.
    Another guy comes up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays like Miles Davis.
    This guy pays his £50.
    Then a Scotsman hands over a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.
    "Ha," the Scot says. "Can ye no play it?" The Octopus looks at him and says: "Play it? I’m going to make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get these pyjamas off..."

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    How do you get a bear out of a tree???

    I think a crate of Stella would do the trick
    Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by changilass View Post
    How do you get a bear out of a tree???

    I think a crate of Stella would do the trick
    Not today it wouldnt, gob is sore & not allowed alchohol for 24 hours. But if ye can find a tree....

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