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    Default Problem with my house

    I am having problems getting into my house.

    Every time I try to walk through the doorway I hear a loud wooden 'thud' and come to a painful halt. It's almost as if someone has placed a large oblong piece of wood with a letterbox half way up in my way.

    What should I do?

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    Go to Spec-savers?...
    D'oH! My brain hurts...

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    Open your eyes.
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    Try going around the back. If the same thing occurs, then the problem is almost definately with your house. Your only option would be to move to a warmer climate.

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    D'oH! My brain hurts...

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    Or move into a tent. You still might not be able to get in but it wouldnt hurt as much.

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    What you need is a Magic Wand like the one pictured below. Use it when you approach your house and you will gain entry.



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    what u need is one off those implements that when u pull the cable it starts to go burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and rotates round at great speed slicing threw emmmmmm wood

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Ego View Post
    I am having problems getting into my house.

    Every time I try to walk through the doorway I hear a loud wooden 'thud' and come to a painful halt. It's almost as if someone has placed a large oblong piece of wood with a letterbox half way up in my way.

    What should I do?
    Apologise to the Mrs? .... assuming there is one?

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    Check the hinges on the door as you open it slowly... More likely to be the bottom one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Little View Post
    Bit of a faff if you are carrying shopping

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Ego View Post
    I am having problems getting into my house.

    Every time I try to walk through the doorway I hear a loud wooden 'thud' and come to a painful halt. It's almost as if someone has placed a large oblong piece of wood with a letterbox half way up in my way.

    What should I do?
    You mean your house didn't come pre-installed with one of these?



    I'd get one forthwith, if I were you. All the best houses have them these days.
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    you havent been through Portgower recently have you??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metalattakk View Post
    You mean your house didn't come pre-installed with one of these?



    I'd get one forthwith, if I were you. All the best houses have them these days.


    Why would I want an unemployed pilot hanging around my abode?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Ego View Post


    Why would I want an unemployed pilot hanging around my abode?
    To open the door ya dip.
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    Default whose house is this

    But are you sure this really is your house?
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