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I am having problems getting into my house.
Every time I try to walk through the doorway I hear a loud wooden 'thud' and come to a painful halt. It's almost as if someone has placed a large oblong piece of wood with a letterbox half way up in my way.
What should I do?
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D'oH! My brain hurts...
Open your eyes.
You don't have to be mad to know me but it helps.
Try going around the back. If the same thing occurs, then the problem is almost definately with your house. Your only option would be to move to a warmer climate.
Or move into a tent. You still might not be able to get in but it wouldnt hurt as much.
What you need is a Magic Wand like the one pictured below. Use it when you approach your house and you will gain entry.
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Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Edgar Allen Poe
what u need is one off those implements that when u pull the cable it starts to go burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and rotates round at great speed slicing threw emmmmmm wood
Check the hinges on the door as you open it slowly... More likely to be the bottom one...
Angel...
you havent been through Portgower recently have you??
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