Lybster Police Station to become massage parlour

**vectus** · 05-Apr-11, 20:36

Planning permission is being sort to turn the now disused police station in Lybster into a massage parlour, offering extras to include an escort agency etc.,
The London company applying for planning permission is saying the venture will be a welcome boost to the local economy.

**Corrie 3** · 05-Apr-11, 20:42

Originally Posted by vectus

Planning permission is being sort to turn the now disused police station in Lybster into a massage parlour, offering extras to include an escort agency etc.,
The London company applying for planning permission is saying the venture will be a welcome boost to the local economy.

And there will be plenty of customers in Libster!!!!!

C3.......

**Tugmistress** · 05-Apr-11, 20:46

hahaha i can't see planning permission being given but if it were i doubt there will be a queue of customers at the door!

**John Little** · 05-Apr-11, 20:47

Where are they planning on escorting people to?

**Aaldtimer** · 05-Apr-11, 20:49

Originally Posted by John Little

Where are they planning on escorting people to?

Portgower?

**Corrie 3** · 05-Apr-11, 20:59

Originally Posted by Aaldtimer

Portgower?

Nah, planning permission has been granted for a Blood Bank in Portgower!!!

C3....

Tilly Teckel · 05-Apr-11, 21:11

Seriously, is this a late April Fool??

**Phill** · 05-Apr-11, 21:15

Does it have any cells?

I guess they could be looking into offering fetish services as well?

**John Little** · 05-Apr-11, 21:17

There may indeed be a long queue outside - of wifies carrying baseball bats!

**Kells** · 05-Apr-11, 21:21

Originally Posted by John Little

There may indeed be a long queue outside - of wifies carrying baseball bats!

Na Na the wifies will be to busy working inside to bother.

**Corrie 3** · 05-Apr-11, 21:51

I wonder if the Polis have left any handcuffs lying around the place...I quite fancy being zapped by a taser myself !!!

C3.....

**shazzap** · 05-Apr-11, 22:22

Originally Posted by Corrie 3

I wonder if the Polis have left any handcuffs lying around the place...I quite fancy being zapped by a taser myself !!!

C3.....

There is just no answer to that.

**Phill** · 05-Apr-11, 22:26

Originally Posted by Corrie 3

I wonder if the Polis have left any handcuffs lying around the place...I quite fancy being zapped by a taser myself !!!

Originally Posted by shazzap

There is just no answer to that.

Well, if C3 is prepared to pay for it then it proves the business model.

**catran** · 06-Apr-11, 19:54

brilliant. Will the employed escort people be taken off the Broo??????????

**Tugmistress** · 06-Apr-11, 20:59

I would assume so if they are 'employed' and pay tax and NI contributions lol

**The Drunken Duck** · 06-Apr-11, 21:33

Originally Posted by Phill

Does it have any cells?

I guess they could be looking into offering fetish services as well?

Apparently so.

I heard they are going to be offering the following all under "E' Org" theme ..

"The Holy Roller" .. thats a pretty sadistic domination scenario. Basically you are tied down with a laptop in front of you on the Org pages and you are forced to read the "This is where Religion gets us" thread out loud while being whipped on the soles of your feet. Its a painful process that really is no fun, just like reading the actual thread in fact.

"The Northerner" .. Thats just you, a girl (or girls) of your choice and a VERY large wheelie bin filled with tantalisingly warm mud.

"The Recycler" .. Same as "The Northerner" but you get to use five wheelie bins and when your finished you get whipped by an irate "council employee" until you put them outside in the right order.

"The Asda" .. A teasing scenario. Basically you are tied down in your room and promised a gorgeous girl who never turns up.

"The Anfield" .. You'll know you've had this one when you return to your car after leaving the establishment and find the wheels gone.

"The Tesco" .. A long awaited scenario that involves a lot of promises from the girl, serious begging from you and a feeling of "Meh .. Wasnt all I thought it would be " once its over.

"The PPP" .. Requires two Wick residents. One from each side of the river. Basically the Wick resident is tied up and has to watch while the Poultney resident gets all the good stuff.

"The Invernesian" .. Quite a cruel trick that can be used in any scenario. It just involves the girl winding up the customer by saying "You know .. them in Inverness get more of this than you do for the money".

"The Drunken Duck" .. This ones for the ladies. A favourite with pairs of sisters everywhere apparently. And this decade I am doing a "Buy one .. Get Seventeen free" deal.

**Anfield** · 13-Apr-11, 15:43

Originally Posted by The Drunken Duck

"The Anfield" .. You'll know you've had this one when you return to your car after leaving the establishment and find the wheels gone.

"The Drunken Duck" .. This ones for the ladies. A favourite with pairs of sisters everywhere apparently. And this decade I am doing a "Buy one .. Get Seventeen free" deal.

I would suggest
"The Drunken Duck" Talks the Talk, but that long (13 years?) since he walked the walk that he has forgotten how to.

Your knowledge of crime statistics is also about as good as your knowledge of current military actions.
Remember what you said a couple of weeks ago about Libya?

Originally Posted by The Drunken Duck

There will be no such "no fly zone", it wont be needed. There just isnt the air threat, its something that was dreamed up by politicians and the media who havent a clue how things work in the real world

"..It certainly wouldnt need the involvement of more than one or two air forces.

**DeHaviLand** · 13-Apr-11, 16:13

Oh aye, nothing beats turning up a week late and totally derailing a thread. Tell me Anfield, do you know of anyone on the Org who thinks you're anything but an oxygen thief?

**Anfield** · 13-Apr-11, 16:34

Originally Posted by DeHaviLand

Oh aye, nothing beats turning up a week late and totally derailing a thread. Tell me Anfield, do you know of anyone on the Org who thinks you're anything but an oxygen thief?

Do you mean like the person that deprived your brain of oxygen at the time of your birth