ChineseTriads operating in Caithness

**Catharnach74** · 01-Apr-11, 22:24

Does anybody know anything about the Chinese Triads operating in Caithness and using the former US naval establishment at Murkle as illegal drugs factory!

**joxville** · 01-Apr-11, 22:33

My cousins, Sum Ting Wong and Hu Yu Hai Ding, may know something about it, I'll ask them and get back to you.

**Kevin Milkins** · 01-Apr-11, 23:12

I went into one of their restaurants for a meal last week.
I got chatting to one of the elderly waiters and he was telling me that he was a kamikaze pilot during the war and his code name was Chow mien.
I said to him “hang on, wasn’t that particular occupation about the ultimate sacrifice for your country” he then explained that he was chicken Chow mien.

**sids** · 02-Apr-11, 00:14

The Kamikaze reunions are worth going to.

**Garnet** · 02-Apr-11, 00:53

Gawd yer a mad lot...lol..lol...lol am still laughing..

**Aaldtimer** · 02-Apr-11, 03:20

Originally Posted by Kevin Milkins

I went into one of their restaurants for a meal last week.
I got chatting to one of the elderly waiters and he was telling me that he was a kamikaze pilot during the war and his code name was Chow mien.
I said to him “hang on, wasn’t that particular occupation about the ultimate sacrifice for your country” he then explained that he was chicken Chow mien.

Kev, you've got the wrong nationality there chum!

**theone** · 02-Apr-11, 04:03

Originally Posted by Catharnach74

Does anybody know anything about the Chinese Triads operating in Caithness and using the former US naval establishment at Murkle as illegal drugs factory!

Doesn't everyone?

**Kevin Milkins** · 02-Apr-11, 04:52

Originally Posted by Aaldtimer

Kev, you've got the wrong nationality there chum!

I thought for the purpose of this joke I might have just got away with.

**orkneycadian** · 02-Apr-11, 10:15

Can't be true - Have checked the Dairy section of the forum and most serious misdemeanour there is someone with a £100 of cocaine in his pants in Wick. He didn't have a Chinese sounding name.

So, in the same way as "If its in the Sun, it must be true", if its not in the "Hot news section", then it can't have happened!

**joxville** · 02-Apr-11, 10:31

Originally Posted by orkneycadian

Can't be true - Have checked the Dairy section of the forum and most serious misdemeanour there is someone with a £100 of cocaine in his pants in Wick. He didn't have a Chinese sounding name.

So, in the same way as "If its in the Sun, it must be true", if its not in the "Hot news section", then it can't have happened!

Are the said Triads into smuggling cheese and milk products?

**orkneycadian** · 02-Apr-11, 10:34

Possibly. Maybe its a ploy to try and break Tesco's grip on the market!

**joxville** · 02-Apr-11, 10:45

Originally Posted by orkneycadian

Possibly. Maybe its a ploy to try and break Tesco's grip on the market!

Well done, perhaps you've stumbled upon the real reason ASDA can't get a store built in Caithness, the Triads have infiltrated the council and have only Tesco's to deal with.

**buggyracer** · 02-Apr-11, 11:00

It was in yesterdays P&J 3-4 men appeared in wick court on various charges.

**Carole** · 02-Apr-11, 11:12

Originally Posted by buggyracer

It was in yesterdays P&J 3-4 men appeared in wick court on various charges.

Ah, well ... that explains it!

**Catharnach74** · 02-Apr-11, 20:29

While people of Caithness you've been protected from real organized crime by the remoteness of the highlands for so long, now the scum of the world are coming to this county and people don't even know it. These criminals are that base no one bothers them not even the law, you cross these guys you become food in a chinese takeaway or just disappear, so called local hardmen won't stand a chance against these base Chinese Triads nutters that's why armed police or special forces went in to Murkle naval base fully geared up!

**Corrie 3** · 02-Apr-11, 20:40

Originally Posted by Catharnach74

While people of Caithness you've been protected from real organized crime by the remoteness of the highlands for so long, now the scum of the world are coming to this county and people don't even know it. These criminals are that base no one bothers them not even the law, you cross these guys you become food in a chinese takeaway or just disappear, so called local hardmen won't stand a chance against these base Chinese Triads nutters that's why armed police or special forces went in to Murkle naval base fully geared up!

I see you have just answered your own question !!!!......You seem to know more than most what has been going on!!

C3...

**orkneycadian** · 02-Apr-11, 20:50

And still nothing in the Diary. I think its all a hoax, or an April Fool prank....

**Aaldtimer** · 02-Apr-11, 20:54

http://forum.caithness.org/showthrea...-sheriff-court

**orkneycadian** · 02-Apr-11, 20:57

Well, there you go! Couldnt see if for dogs getting their heads stuck in fences and the new bin collection dates!

**trix** · 02-Apr-11, 21:15

i ken a manie that wis ayre through oot 'e whole operation an he says there wis guns an ivrythin!!

"GET DOON ON 'E FLOER.....GET DOON ON 'E FLOER" they wis shoutin!!

oohhh...excitin. am gled i wisna ayre, i da lek manies shoutin.....