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Thread: Embarrassing Moments

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    Anyone game to share an awkward moment/experience?

    The following joke might get you started.

    A man and a wife were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
    After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman:
    "Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.”
    The woman calmly looked up at her and replied:
    "No he didn’t. He just walked in the door.”


    "A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots"

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    Going to the toilet during a concert and leaving the radio mic switched on. Still hiding under a stone....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Royster1911
    Going to the toilet during a concert and leaving the radio mic switched on. Still hiding under a stone....
    Chamber music perhaps, was it?


    "A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots"

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    Rolling thunder....methinks

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    after a Vindaloo?


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    Mmmmmm. Curry.

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    What was the concert? or has the "moment" driven away the memory?
    Something with the 1812 might have been appropriate?


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    Nah, Nothing so grand. Twas a school christmas concert a few year ago. Great sound effects though. hehe

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    Well I hope you've given confidence to others to share. Thanks.
    (Exits with sound of waterfall?)


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    A pair of my knickers stuck to velcro on the hood of my jacket in the tumble dryer. I didn't notice and went off down the street. lol, that's my second most embarrasing moment. I've just deleted the most embarrasing one..
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Ive had too many to mention,or remember, trust me theres been hundreds

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    How long before you found out and how?


    "A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots"

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    Quote Originally Posted by willowbankbear
    Ive had too many to mention,or remember, trust me theres been hundreds
    Awwww! c'mon - share a wee ane huh?


    "A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingetter
    How long before you found out and how?
    When I got home and took my jacket off lol.
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Ouch! And not a soul let on? Mind you, I'm not sure if I'd have wanted to tell you if I'd seen it.


    "A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots"

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    my hubby and I were staying in a hotel in Peebles on a saturday night, we had left the car in a car park next to the hotel. When we went to leave on the sunday we were mortified to find the car surrounded by stalls and lots of people (obviously a market of some sort). Had to drive the car through all these stalls and needless to say giggled the whole way home. We still laugh about it now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LRM
    my hubby and I were staying in a hotel in Peebles on a saturday night, we had left the car in a car park next to the hotel. When we went to leave on the sunday we were mortified to find the car surrounded by stalls and lots of people (obviously a market of some sort). Had to drive the car through all these stalls and needless to say giggled the whole way home. We still laugh about it now.
    In the days when "you were young and foolish" maybe?


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    Falling asleep on a tour bus and wakening up drooling on a strangers shoulder.

    Just one of many embarrassments in my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra_B
    Falling asleep on a tour bus and wakening up drooling on a strangers shoulder.

    Just one of many embarrassments in my life.
    After the embarrassment, clean up etc, did you maintain contact?


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    I was coming back from holiday one time. I was on the bus and fell asleep, I was dreaming I was on the plane and when I woke up, I got in a right panic because the plane was flying so low. You should have seen the man sitting behind me, he thought i was totally mad..lol
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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