a living will

[dunderheed]

A Living Will



( aka..... a woman's logic ...)

While watching a football game a couple of weeks back, my wife and I were discussing life and death.

I told her
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Some days, I hate being married to a smartass.

[Kingetter]

Happened to you as well eh?

[Billy Boy]

A Living Will



( aka..... a woman's logic ...)

While watching a football game a couple of weeks back, my wife and I were discussing life and death.

I told her
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Some days, I hate being married to a smartass.

atleast you men are being taught your place, after all you all need to be looked after first by your mother when you are young and now by your wife's when you are older

[Kingetter]

and an au pair for in between or if neither mother or wife exists?

[Billy Boy]

and an au pair for in between or if neither mother or wife exists?

and you've been trained well lol

[Kingetter]

and you've been trained well lol

Self-taught - no choice.

[mccaugm]

Was thinking about this thread, men also come into this world as they leave it.

Bald, helpless, toothless and gibbering nonsense!

Tee hee hee

[footie chick]

Was thinking about this thread, men also come into this world as they leave it.

Bald, helpless, toothless and gibbering nonsense!

Tee hee hee

Nice one a few people spring to mind

[Billy Boy]

Was thinking about this thread, men also come into this world as they leave it.

Bald, helpless, toothless and gibbering nonsense!

Tee hee hee

the thing is lol, the same can be said of woman as well

[Kingetter]

the thing is lol, the same can be said of woman as well

Doesn't leave much else does it?

[Billy Boy]

Darling" says a husband coyly to his wife: "let's swap positions tonight". "What a good idea" she replies, "you stand in front of the ironing board, and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart".

[mccaugm]

Darling" says a husband coyly to his wife: "let's swap positions tonight". "What a good idea" she replies, "you stand in front of the ironing board, and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart".

So true.....oh and of course demanding cups of tea or beer....

[Billy Boy]

So true.....oh and of course demanding cups of tea or beer....

lol,your hubby is a lucky man

[mccaugm]

Of course my husband is a lucky man he married me....

[Billy Boy]

Of course my husband is a lucky man he married me....

but does he think the same lol