A dating watch

[tonkatojo]

A young man meets a young woman at a bar. They get on chatting and seem to be getting on well. But the woman notices the man keep looking at his watch. Why do you keep looking at your watch. Do you have to be going? No says the young man, its a dating watch says the Young man, It gives me information about you. What does it say? says the woman. It says you don't have any knickers on says the man. Well that's wrong says the woman. I know says the man. Its an hour fast!!!!!!.

[gjp50]

LOL Very good I just about fell of my chair

[Robinwood]

Like this kind of adult jokes a lot ..