chat up lines

[gee]

whats the corniest chat up line you have heard

did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven

heres 10p phone your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight

your clothes would look lovely lying on my bedroom floor

[Billy Boy]

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear,

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

[Billy Boy]

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

[angela5]

Am i dead, Angel? cause this must be heaven!

Are you busy tonight at 3.00AM ?

Baby, somebody better call god, cause he's missing an angel!

Do you have a map? i just keep getting lost in your eyes.

[angela5]

I play field, and it looks like i just hit a run home with you.

I'm new in town, could you show me the directions to your house?

If i followed you home, would you keep me?

If you were a tear in my eye i would not cry for fear of losing you.

Would'nt we look cute on a wedding cake together?

[Billy Boy]

I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

[Astra]

Is your dad a theif because he stole the stars and put that twinkle in your eyes

corney or what

[angela5]

I'm here now, what were your other 2 wishes?

you must be jamacian, because jamacian me crazy.

[Astra]

I lost my phone number can i borrow yours.

[Astra]

Damn girl,
you have more curves
than a race track

[Billy Boy]

Baby, I’m gonna make you so hot you’ll come away with a tan!

Congratulations, you’ve just won the keys to the city and I’m your guide.

Do you have a car? Could you give me a lift home in the morning?

[Astra]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket coz i cant see my self in your pants .

[Astra]

Is those clothes from outer space ? Cause your body is out of this world

i hope you know C P R cause you take my breath away

[Billy Boy]

Hello, darling. Like a 20-ton polar bear, I thought that would break the ice,

Hello, gorgeous. Would you like to know where I got this suit?

Hello, I think I may be having the best dream of my life! Would you kiss me to prove me wrong?

[Astra]

How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling

[Astra]

I know milk is good for you but dam how much have you been drinking

do you sleep on your stomach ? no can i

I may not be fred flinstone but i bet i can make your bed rock yabba dabba doo

[Billy Boy]

Hey Baby, did you know your body is 95% water!! Lucky for you I’m thirsty.

[Astra]

I'm easy ... are you

i may not be the best looking man in here .. but i'm the only one talking to you

[Billy Boy]

I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven."

[angela5]

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.