the late great LES DAWSON
There was a knock at the door, I new it was the mother in law because all the mice were throwing themselves on the traps.
saw the mother inlaw Walking down the path so i jumped from behind the garage and shouted BOO! She said you nearly frightened me to death, so i shouted BOO! BOO! BOO!
My mother inlaw said 'one day i will dance on your grave' i said i hope you do, i will be buried at sea.
only a face a mother could love(a bit like mine)[lol]
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