advice book on going to the loo

[Fran]

what do you think of the guide launched by Health chiefs on the best way to do the toilet!!!!!?
the four-page booklet produced at a cost of £6000 by NHS Tayside is targeted at people with bowel problems, and offers tips on what posture to adopt while on the loo.
the pamphlet warns against "slumping" and insists on keeping your mouth open, and boasts it will "help you to find the correct position" it says "When you sit on the toilet, make sure your feet are well supported, you may need to use a footstool. do not slump down but keep the normal curve in your back. Keep your mouth open. Aim to do this every time"
And thats just some of it. whatever next?!!!!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_4_1.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNfox000) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_15_9.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNfox000)

[William]

This is not April the 1st so you canna be winding us up lol what will the next leaflet/book be about? do you think they will make it into a weekly mag hehe!

Really what is this world comming to?

[Whitewater]

All I can say is "What a load of "Crap."" I know a lot of people who have fallen asleep on toilets. If you are suffering from a bout of diarrhoea you will not be worrying too much about the position, just getting there and aiming the target is the main priority. Constipation will have the opposite effect, a good book is a must in that case, perhaps in this modern day some of the high flying youngsters may even go for a laptop to ease the boredom.

[scrapydoo]

All i can say is what a complete and utter waste of NHS money! :eek:

[sam]

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[scrapydoo]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/gocart.jpg
Hang it on your handle bars!

[sam]

Hang it on your handle bars!

it wont go past the brake lever lol :lol: [lol]

[scrapydoo]

Hang it on the brake then !

[sam]

Hang it on the brake then !

oooops silly me just noticed the bit on the side of the cistern lol :roll:

[Whitewater]

You could be onto something good with that loo Sam, you could supply your own fuel for the engine, free. Just think of the potential if you got it running on Methane.

[sam]

You could be onto something good with that loo Sam, you could supply your own fuel for the engine, free. Just think of the potential if you got it running on Methane.

ha ha ha nice one, never thought on that, heck there are times when i could even have it on turbo boost lol :lol: [lol]