jings00
08-May-06, 23:32
Why Dogs Smell Each Others Bums
The king dog called a meeting
They came from near and far
Some travelled there by motorbike
Whilst others came by car
When they arrived at the meeting place
‘Twas called the Shaidy Nook
Each little dog took it’s bum off
And hung it on a hook
They had not long been seated
Every mother, son and sire
When someone in the audience
Stood up and shouted ”Fire”
They all dashed from the meeting place
There was no time to look
Each little dog grabbed a different bum
Off of a different hook
And that is why a little dog will leave a juicy bone
To go and smell anothers bum and try and find his own!!!
My brother-in-law minds this from when he wis wee, I thought it wis brill!!
The king dog called a meeting
They came from near and far
Some travelled there by motorbike
Whilst others came by car
When they arrived at the meeting place
‘Twas called the Shaidy Nook
Each little dog took it’s bum off
And hung it on a hook
They had not long been seated
Every mother, son and sire
When someone in the audience
Stood up and shouted ”Fire”
They all dashed from the meeting place
There was no time to look
Each little dog grabbed a different bum
Off of a different hook
And that is why a little dog will leave a juicy bone
To go and smell anothers bum and try and find his own!!!
My brother-in-law minds this from when he wis wee, I thought it wis brill!!