Aquarian Girl
06-Feb-10, 21:07
IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:-
• Artery The study of paintings.
• Bacteria Back door to cafeteria.
• Barium What doctors do when patients
die
• Benign What you be, after you be
eight
• Caesarean Section A neighbourhood in Rome
• Catscan Searching for Kitty.
• Cauterize Made eye contact with her.
• Colic A sheep dog.
• Coma A punctuation mark.
• Dilate To live long.
• Enema Not a friend.
• Fester Quicker than someone else.
• Fibula A small lie.
• Impotent Distinguished, well known.
• Labour Pain Getting hurt at work.
• Medical Staff A Doctor's cane.
• Morbid A higher offer.
• Nitrates Cheaper than day rates.
• Node I knew it.
• Outpatient A person who has fainted.
• Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis.
• Post Operative A letter carrier.
• Recovery Room Place to do upholstery.
• Rectum Nearly killed him.
• Secretion Hiding something.
• Seizure Roman emperor.
• Tablet A small table.
• Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport.
• Urine Opposite of you're out.
• 2xCondoms To be sure, to be sure
• Artery The study of paintings.
• Bacteria Back door to cafeteria.
• Barium What doctors do when patients
die
• Benign What you be, after you be
eight
• Caesarean Section A neighbourhood in Rome
• Catscan Searching for Kitty.
• Cauterize Made eye contact with her.
• Colic A sheep dog.
• Coma A punctuation mark.
• Dilate To live long.
• Enema Not a friend.
• Fester Quicker than someone else.
• Fibula A small lie.
• Impotent Distinguished, well known.
• Labour Pain Getting hurt at work.
• Medical Staff A Doctor's cane.
• Morbid A higher offer.
• Nitrates Cheaper than day rates.
• Node I knew it.
• Outpatient A person who has fainted.
• Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis.
• Post Operative A letter carrier.
• Recovery Room Place to do upholstery.
• Rectum Nearly killed him.
• Secretion Hiding something.
• Seizure Roman emperor.
• Tablet A small table.
• Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport.
• Urine Opposite of you're out.
• 2xCondoms To be sure, to be sure