Would this, could this work?

[golach]

WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK

1.An incentive to show up
2.Reduces stress
3.Leads to honest communication
4.Reduces complaints about low pay
5.Less time off because you CAN work with a hangover
6.Employees tell management what they think, not what the management want to hear
7.Helps save on heating costs in the winter
8.Encourages car pooling
9.Increases job satisfaction – you may have a bad job but you don’t care
10.Eliminates holidays – people would rather come to work
11.Makes fellow employees look better
12.Canteen food tastes better


Golach

[moonlightshadow]

This sounds like a very very good idea to me, especially when I have to go into work on a Saturday.
:) :) :) :)

Linda

[Doolally]

Sounds good. Perhaps we could all lobby our local MP to make it compulsory in the workplace.

Perhaps on the grounds of Health and Safety? Nobody would hurt themselves because nobody would bother working in the first place!

[Kenn]

Humm I reckon it's just another ploy by HMC&E to raise more vat and duty so that their officers can take longer holidays with higher pay..nice thought though..now which desk drawer did I put the Chateau Laffite '65 in [lol]